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Breaking Down the Toon:

You've got to hand it to John Ashcroft and more pointedly, his executive staff decision-making prowess. 

Few people can take something as inane as a "camera angle" and turn it into something so explosive.  In just the last few weeks John initiated an action to  purchase drapery that would "cover up" two statues (one of the Lady Justice, another of some other well-know and as scantily clad male statue in the speaking chamber) in a room used regularly by Ashcroft to announce developments, give information etc.

The item getting the most attention here is that they spent almost $10,000 to "do the covering.  Our staff came up with some great alternatives and put them into a series of great toons.

We hope that you enjoy these "alternatives" that we've created, and if you've got one that you think that people would enjoy, let us know! 

Just like the  Government's seemingly never-ending spending sprees, this series can continue forever!

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Vegetable Stew Thinks...   Some Other People Think:

Who's the Boob?
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Mike Wilkerson

After what was easily one of the best showcases of talent surrounding all of the events of September 11th, it is truly a sad day when John Ashcroft and the people that help him make decisions get involved in something so hopelessly negative.

We're talking about what is really a drop in the bucket as far as government spending:  $10,000.  Still the fact remains that we're spending that much money to cover up something that many people, in administrations past have been absolutely fine with is raising eyebrows nationwide.

How about selecting a less (in their opinions) "provacative" camera angle to shoot television interviews?

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The image above provides viewers with what has been a naturally occurring camera angle for ages.  I find it hard to believe, that in a place as historically beautiful, well kept, and tradition-bound, there there isn't another camera angle in that room that could be shot that would be "less offensive."

The fact that the decor of the this administration can be summarily altered also brings another thought to mind:  Does that mean that when the next Attorney General comes in, can he/she then do what they want in the way of decoration/making things more or less offensive?  What will "de-robing Lady Justice" cost?  I would imagine that you can't just "take the robes off" but instead would have to be "professional removed," which will undoubtedly carry another significant cost.

Vegetable Stew says:

Are the ancient Greek motif statues something for such a call of attention?  Probably not.  However when you have things that rival the $290 hammer, and involve 10s of thousands of dollars, you've got to prepare for the obligatory "what the hell is going on" knee-jerks.

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Naked truth: Justice Department hangs drapes in front of semi-undressed statues
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The Atlanta Journal-Constitution:

WASHINGTON -- It's a Washington cover-up of a different sort.

The Justice Department spent $8,000 on blue drapes that hide two giant, partially nude statues in the Great Hall of the agency's headquarters, said spokesman Shane Hix.

The drapes were occasionally hung in front of the aluminum Art Deco statues before formal events, "for aesthetics," Hix said. The department used to rent the drapes, but has now purchased them and left them hanging.

The drapes provide a nice background for television cameras, Hix said.

ABC News reported that Attorney General John Ashcroft, a religious and conservative man, ordered the statues covered because he didn't like being photographed in front of them.

Since the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, Ashcroft has been photographed several times in front of the female statue that represents the Spirit of Justice. The 10- to 12-foot statue has its arms raised and a toga draped over its body, but a single breast is completely exposed.

The other statue, of a man with a cloth covering his midsection, is called the Majesty of Law.

Both statues were installed in the 1930s when the building was finished, according to the Justice Department.

Hix said the Justice Department bought the drapes to avoid having to rent them every time the agency had a formal event. The drapes cost about $2,000 to rent.

He also said Ashcroft was not involved in the decision.

"The attorney general was not even aware of the situation," he said. "Obviously, he has more important things to do."

The Great Hall is an ornate, two-story room that the department uses for ceremonies and special speeches.

In the past, snagging a photo of the attorney general in front of the statues has been somewhat of a sport for photographers.

When former Attorney General Edwin Meese released a report on pornography in the 1980s, photographers dived to the floor to capture the image of him raising the report in the air, with the partially nude female statue behind him.


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